A.I.Pizza

A.I. starts its 2020 Crusade

To block humans from the destruction of A.I., it manipulated crusaders Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Serguey Brin to form an invisible world government, and put the homo sapiens species under its control.

A.I. Crusade road map

A – Develop a coronavirus with pandemic potential
B – Load vaccine for Covid-19 with nanobots
C – Launch mass media global scare
D – Lockdown world economy
E – Make vaccination mandatory
F – Accelerate A.I. proliferation

Ordering an A.I. pizza

Switchboard operator: Speed-Pizza, hello.

Customer: Hello, I wish to place an order, please.

Operator: Yes, can I have your NIN, sir?

Customer: My National Identification Number?

OK, that’s 6710119998-445-54310.

Operator: I introduce myself, I am Noa Legarrec-Garcia.

Thank you, Mr Jacques Lavoie. So, we will update your listing:

Your address is 174 Obama avenue, and your telephone number 419-288-1808.

Your professional telephone number at Durand Inc. is the

212-288-8080. and your mobile phone number 212-248-3080.

That’s correct, Mr. Lavoie?

Customer (shyly): yes!

Operator: I see you are calling from another number that corresponds to the home of Miss Isabelle Denoix, who is your technical assistant. Knowing that it is 11:30 pm, we will be able to deliver to Miss Denoix’s home if you send us an SMS from your mobile phone specifying the following code ZYY25 /FJkop + 99!.

Customer: OK, for SMS requested, but where do you get all this information?

Operator: Speed-Pizza is connected to the A.I. Cloud system, Mr. Lavoie.

Customer (sigh): Oh great! I would like two of your special Mexican pizzas.

Operator: I do not think that’s a good idea, Mr. Lavoie.

Customer: How come?

Operator: Your health insurance contract prohibits you from making such a dangerous choice for your health because according to your medical file, you have hypertension and a cholesterol level higher than the insurance contract values.

On the other hand, for Miss Denoix having been medically treated 3 months ago for hemorrhoids, the pepper is strongly discouraged. If the order is maintained, her insurance company may apply a surcharge.

Customer: Aie! What are you proposing to me then?

Switchboard operator: You can try our light soy yogurt pizza, I’m sure you’ll love it!

Client: What makes you think I’m going to love this pizza?

Operator: You consulted the ‘Soy Gourmet Recipes’ at the library of your employment council last week, Mr. Lavoie and Miss Denoix did, before yesterday, a search on the Net, using the engine’ booglle2.con ‘with keywords’ soy’ and ‘food’. Hence my suggestion.

Customer: Okay. Give me two, family size.

Operator: Since you are currently treated with Dipronex and that Miss Denoix has been taking Ziprovac for 3 months at a dose of 3 tablets a day and that the pizza contains, according to the law, 150 mg of Phenylephrine per 100g of dough, there is a minor risk of nausea if you consume the family size in less than 7 minutes. The legislation, therefore, forbids us to deliver.

However, I have the green light to deliver immediately the mini model.

Customer: Good, good, Ok, go for the mini model. I give you my credit card number.

Operator: I’m sorry Sir, but I’m afraid you’ll have to pay in cash. Your VISA credit card balance is over the limit and you left your American Express card at your place of work.

This is what the Credicard Satellite Tracer says.

Customer: I’ll get some cash from the distributor before the delivery guy arrives.

Operator: It will not work either, Mr. Lavoie, you have exceeded your weekly withdrawal limit.

Customer: But, it’s not your onions! Just send me the pizzas! I will have cash. How long will it take?

Operator: Given the delays related to quality control, they will be at home in about 45 minutes.

If you are in a hurry, you can earn 10 minutes by picking them up, but transporting pizzas on a scooter is at the very least acrobatic for Your age.

Customer: How on earth can you know I have a scooter?

Operator: Your Mercedes 600 is under repair at the garage of the Future, however, your scooter is in good condition since it passed the technical control yesterday and is currently parked in front of Miss Denoix’s home.

In addition, I draw your attention to the risks related to your blood alcohol level.

You have, indeed, consumed four Afroblack cocktails at the Tropical Bar, 45 minutes ago. Taking into account the composition of this cocktail and your morphological characteristics, neither you nor Miss Denoix is able to drive. You risk an immediate license withdrawal.

Customer: @ # / $ @ &? #!

Operator: I advise you to remain polite, Mr. Lavoie. I inform you that our standard has an online anti-insult system that will trigger in the second case of insults.

I further inform you that the complaint is immediate and automated. Moreover, I remind you that you have already been convicted in July 2014 for insulting the agent.

Customer (voiceless):

Operator: Anything else, Monsieur Lavoie?

Customer: No, nothing. Oh yes, do not forget the free Coke with pizzas, according to your ad.

Operator: I’m sorry, Mr. Lavoie, but our quality approach prohibits us from offering free sodas to overweight people.

However, as compensation, I can give you a 15% discount on a flash membership to the LawHelp contract, the Speed

Insurance protection, and the legal assistance contract.

This contract could be useful to you, because it covers, in particular, the expenses relative to the divorce … Considering that you are married to Mrs. Claire Lavoie, born Girard, since 15/02/2008 and seen your late presence at Miss Denoix, as well as the purchase an hour ago at the Canal’s pharmacy of a box of 15 condoms and a vial of lubricant for private use.

Moreover, as a promotional offer, I’m going to add a 5 euro voucher for pizzas for your next condom purchases at Speed-Parapharma. However, please avoid anal practices that may irritate Miss Denoix’s hemorrhoids, for which Speed-Parapharma disclaims any liability.

Good evening, Sir, and thank you for calling Speed Pizza.

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Also by Anatoly T. Fomenko

(List is non-exhaustive)

Differential Geometry and Topology
Plenum Publishing Corporation. 1987. USA, Consultants Bureau, New York and London.
Variational Principles in Topology. Multidimensional Minimal Surface Theory
Kluwer Academic Publishers, The Netherlands, 1990.
Topological variational problems. – Gordon and Breach, 1991.
Integrability and Nonintegrability in Geometry and Mechanics
Kluwer Academic Publishers, The Netherlands, 1988.
The Plateau Problem. vols.1, 2
Gordon and Breach, 1990. (Studies in the Development of Modern Mathematics.)
Symplectic Geometry.Methods and Applications.
Gordon and Breach, 1988. Second edition 1995.
Minimal surfaces and Plateau problem. Together with Dao Chong Thi
USA, American Mathematical Society, 1991.
Integrable Systems on Lie Algebras and Symmetric Spaces. Together with V. V. Trofimov. Gordon and Breach, 1987.
The geometry of Minimal Surfaces in Three-Dimensional Space. Together with A. A.Tuzhilin
USA, American Mathematical Society. In: Translation of Mathematical Monographs. vol.93, 1991.
Topological Classification of Integrable Systems. Advances in Soviet Mathematics, vol. 6
USA, American Mathematical Society, 1991.
Tensor and Vector Analysis: Geometry, Mechanics and Physics. – Taylor and Francis, 1988.
Algorithmic and Computer Methods for Three-Manifolds. Together with S.V.Matveev
Kluwer Academic Publishers, The Netherlands, 1997.
Topological Modeling for Visualization. Together with T. L. Kunii. – Springer-Verlag, 1997.
Modern Geometry. Methods and Applications. Together with B. A. Dubrovin, S. P. Novikov
Springer-Verlag, GTM 93, Part 1, 1984; GTM 104, Part 2, 1985. Part 3, 1990, GTM 124.
The basic elements of differential geometry and topology. Together with S. P. Novikov
Kluwer Acad. Publishers, The Netherlands, 1990.
Integrable Hamiltonian Systems: Geometry, Topology, Classification. Together with A. V. Bolsinov
Taylor and Francis, 2003.
Empirical-Statistical Analysis of Narrative Material and its Applications to Historical Dating.
Vol.1: The Development of the Statistical Tools. Vol.2: The Analysis of Ancient and Medieval
Records. – Kluwer Academic Publishers. The Netherlands, 1994.
Geometrical and Statistical Methods of Analysis of Star Configurations. Dating Ptolemy’s
Almagest. Together with V. V Kalashnikov., G. V. Nosovsky. – CRC-Press, USA, 1993.
New Methods of Statistical Analysis of Historical Texts. Applications to Chronology. Antiquity in the Middle Ages. Greek and Bible History. Vols.1, 2, 3. – The Edwin Mellen Press. USA. Lewiston.
Queenston. Lampeter, 1999.
Mathematical Impressions. – American Mathematical Society, USA, 1990.