A.I. needs its own dirt ASAP

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An A.I. scientist went to God and said triumphantly, “We’ve worked out how to make a man without you.”

God laughed and said, “Okay then, show me. Go ahead…”

So the scientist bent down and picked up a handful of dirt but God stopped him.

“Oh no you don’t, ” said God. “Get your own dirt.”

LOOK INSIDE History: Fiction or Science? Dating methods as offered by mathematical statistics. Eclipses and zodiacs. New Chronology Vol. I, 2nd revised Expanded Edition. 

History: Fiction or Science? Mediæval World Empire • Conquest of the Promised Land (New Chronology Volume 6)

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LOOK INSIDE History: Fiction of Science?: Conquest of the world. Europe. China. Japan. Russia (Chronology) (Volume 5)

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LOOK INSIDE History: Fiction or Science? Russia. Britain. Byzantium. Rome. New Chronology vol.4.   

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LOOK INSIDE History: Fiction or Science? Astronomical methods as applied to chronology. Ptolemy’s Almagest. Tycho Brahe. Copernicus. The Egyptian zodiacs. New Chronology vol.3.

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LOOK INSIDE History: Fiction or Science? The dynastic parallelism method. Rome. Troy. Greece. The Bible. Chronological shifts. New Chronology Vol.2 

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LOOK INSIDE History: Fiction or Science? Dating methods as offered by mathematical statistics. Eclipses and zodiacs. New Chronology Vol.I, 2nd revised Expanded Edition. 

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Also by Anatoly T. Fomenko

(List is non-exhaustive)

• Differential Geometry and Topology

• Plenum Publishing Corporation. 1987. USA, Consultants Bureau, New York, and London.

• Variational Principles in Topology. Multidimensional Minimal Surface Theory

• Kluwer Academic Publishers, The Netherlands, 1990.

• Topological variational problems. – Gordon and Breach, 1991.

• Integrability and Nonintegrability in Geometry and Mechanics

• Kluwer Academic Publishers, The Netherlands, 1988.

• The Plateau Problem. vols.1, 2

• Gordon and Breach, 1990. (Studies in the Development of Modern Mathematics.)

• Symplectic Geometry.Methods and Applications.

• Gordon and Breach, 1988. Second edition 1995.

• Minimal surfaces and Plateau problem. Together with Dao Chong Thi

• USA, American Mathematical Society, 1991.

• Integrable Systems on Lie Algebras and Symmetric Spaces. Together with V. V. Trofimov. Gordon and Breach, 1987.

• The geometry of Minimal Surfaces in Three-Dimensional Space. Together with A. A.Tuzhilin

• USA, American Mathematical Society. In: Translation of Mathematical Monographs. vol.93, 1991.

• Topological Classification of Integrable Systems. Advances in Soviet Mathematics, vol. 6

• USA, American Mathematical Society, 1991.

• Tensor and Vector Analysis: Geometry, Mechanics and Physics. – Taylor and Francis, 1988.

• Algorithmic and Computer Methods for Three-Manifolds. Together with S.V.Matveev

• Kluwer Academic Publishers, The Netherlands, 1997.

• Topological Modeling for Visualization. Together with T. L. Kunii. – Springer-Verlag, 1997.

• Modern Geometry. Methods and Applications. Together with B. A. Dubrovin, S. P. Novikov

• Springer-Verlag, GTM 93, Part 1, 1984; GTM 104, Part 2, 1985. Part 3, 1990, GTM 124.

• The basic elements of differential geometry and topology. Together with S. P. Novikov

• Kluwer Acad. Publishers, The Netherlands, 1990.

• Integrable Hamiltonian Systems: Geometry, Topology, Classification. Together with A. V. Bolsinov

• Taylor and Francis, 2003.

• Empirical-Statistical Analysis of Narrative Material and its Applications to Historical Dating.

• Vol.1: The Development of the Statistical Tools. Vol.2: The Analysis of Ancient and Medieval

• Records. – Kluwer Academic Publishers. The Netherlands, 1994.

• Geometrical and Statistical Methods of Analysis of Star Configurations. Dating Ptolemy’s

• Almagest. Together with V. V Kalashnikov., G. V. Nosovsky. – CRC-Press, USA, 1993.

• New Methods of Statistical Analysis of Historical Texts. Applications to Chronology. Antiquity in the Middle Ages. Greek and Bible History. Vols.1, 2, 3. – The Edwin Mellen Press. The USA. Lewiston.

• Queenston. Lampeter, 1999.

• Mathematical Impressions. – American Mathematical Society, USA, 1990.

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