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Jesus Fake Wine Plot

Jesus, soft drink drama

Jesus was born in Bethlehem, Palestine,  a country where Palestinians have names: Mohamed, Abdel, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Yusuf, Mouloud, Mokhtar, Abdallah, Abdul, etc.

To find the followers, He went to Jerusalem, Izrael, a country where Jews have names: Aaron, Shlomo, Shimon, Yoel, Noam, Nathan, Menahem, Yitzhak, Benyamin, Yigal, etc.

First Miracle

Jesus found 12 persons for His Last Supper with neither Palestinian nor Jewish American names: Peter, Paul, James, John, Thomas, Luke, Matthew, Andrew, Philip, Simon, Bartholomew, and one local name, Judas.

Second Miracle

Jesus turned water into wine. All guests became His Apostles (followers) after tasting this soft drink.

Judas pretended not to like the taste, kissed Jesus, and, at His order, reported the miracle of the “the fake wine” soft drink to the Sinedrion Jewish authorities. They rewarded Judas with 30 silver coins and sent a Roman patrol that took Jesus to the Sanhedrin for a hearing. After the hearing, the Sanhedrin sent Jesus to Pilate, the governor of the Roman Empire that occupied Israel, to punish him for unlicensed activity. Pilate fined Jesus for a misdemeanor of 39 lashes and sent Jesus to the local ruler, King Herod. Hard-drinking Herod refused to taste the “fake wine” and sent Jesus back to Pilate, asking to raise the punishment to the top level.

 

 

The overwhelming number of hard drinkers in the crowd not only supported but insisted on the ultimate punishment and threatened to complain to Emperor Tiberius.  Governor Pilate, concerned with public order in the Roman colony of Izrael and afraid of demotion, had to comply, washed his hands, and ordered the Crucifixion of Jesus.

The introduction of the new ideology under the guise of promoting a non-alcoholic soft drink turned into a record-breaking promotion event that ended dramatically both for Jesus and Judas. The “fake wine” soft drink promotion became a long-term success we still admire!

 

 

Has history been tampered with?

Consensual world history is a finely woven fabric of magic, with intricate lies about events predating the sixteenth century that we are happy to live with. There is not a single piece of evidence that can be irrefutably and independently dated earlier than the eleventh century. Mainstream historians manipulate radiocarbon and dendrochronological dating.

The Antiquity and subsequent Dark Ages fables were created by the concerted effort of the aristocracy, clergy, and humanists in the XV-XVII centuries. Time to face the realities?

If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, interrogate those who tell us that something is true or be skeptical of those in authority, then we are up for grabs for the next charlatan (political or religious) who comes rambling along. Dr. Carl Sagan

If Jesus were born today

About the Author: Dr.Fomenko, Anatoly. Born in 1945. Full Member (Academician) of the Russian Academy of Sciences, Full Member of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences, Full Member of the International Higher Education Academy of Sciences, Doctor of Physics and Mathematics, Professor, Head of the Moscow State University Department of Mathematics and Mechanics. Solved the classical Plateau s Problem from the theory of minimal spectral surfaces. Author of the theory of invariants and topological classification of integrable Hamiltonian dynamic systems. Laureate of the 1996 National Premium in Mathematics of the Russian Federation for a cycle of works on the Hamiltonian dynamic system multitude invariance theory. Author of 180 scientific publications, 26 monographs, and textbooks on mathematics, a specialist in geometry and topology, variational calculus, symplectic topology, Hamiltonian geometry and mechanics, and computational geometry. Author of a number of books on the development of new empirical-statistical methods and their application to the analysis of historical chronicles as well as the chronology of Antiquity and the Middle Ages.
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