It was Palm Sunday, but little Johnny was feeling sick, so he stayed at home with a babysitter while the rest of his family went to church. When the family got home, they were all carrying palm fronds.
“What are they?” asked little Johnny curiously.
His dad explained, “They’re called palm fronds. People held them above Jesus’ head as he walked by them.”
“Well that’s just my luck,” said little Johnny. “The one Sunday you don’t make me go to church and Jesus shows up.”
If Jesus was born today
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About the Author: Dr.Fomenko, Anatoly. Born in 1945. Full Member (Academician) of the Russian Academy of Sciences, Full Member of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences, Full Member of the International Higher Education Academy of Sciences, Doctor of Physics and Mathematics, Professor, Head of the Moscow State University Department of Mathematics and Mechanics. Solved the classical Plateau s Problem from the theory of minimal spectral surfaces. Author of the theory of invariants and topological classification of integrable Hamiltonian dynamic systems. Laureate of the 1996 National Premium in Mathematics of the Russian Federation for a cycle of works on the Hamiltonian dynamic system multitude invariance theory. Author of 180 scientific publications, 26 monographs, and textbooks on mathematics, a specialist in geometry and topology, variational calculus, symplectic topology, Hamiltonian geometry and mechanics, computational geometry. Author of a number of books on the development of new empirical-statistical methods and their application to the analysis of historical chronicles as well as the chronology of Antiquity and the Middle Ages.
Refutation of the article in Wikipedia about the New Chronology
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