Jesus secret operation

Jesus, in a state of advanced nervousness, summons all his disciples and apostles for an emergency meeting on the heavy drug use on earth.

 After careful consideration, they come to the conclusion that to solve the problem, they must first taste the drugs themselves and then decide how to act. So it was that a commission of apostles returned to earth to collect the various drugs. The secret operation then takes place, and 2 days later, the mandated apostles begin to return to paradise to report. 

Jesus  asks the first: 

What did you bring back Paul? 
– Haschisch of Morocco. 
… – Very well my son, come in.

– And you Marc?
– Cocaine from Colombia.

– Very well, my son, come in. 

– Mathieu? – Marijuana of Bolivia. 

– Very well, my son, come in.

– Jean ..?
– Montreal Ecstasy.
– Very well, my son, come in. 

– What did you bring back Luc ..?

– Speed ​​of Amsterdam.
– Very well, my son, come in. 

– Then finally arrives Judas.
– What did you bring back Judas? 

-FDA ! Everyone against the wall ..

If we are not able to ask the skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true, to be skeptical of those in authority, then, we are up for grabs for the next charlatan (political or religious) who comes rambling along. Dr. Carl Sagan

The consensual world history based on the wrong chronology is inconsistent. Chronology of civilization based only on irrefutable documents and artifacts is reduced to 1000 years and implies the revision of History.